I have two quotes for you today~!!!

"I can feel the pee in my rib cage..."

"I feel like i'm going to cey, and im going to cry pee"

-John Green (paper towns)

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Ok. These are some old things I wanted to talk about, but I kept forgetting about the notebook i keep everything in.
I have to explain dieing. My teacher's little girl was wondering what dieing was...so he had to try to explain it.
I don't remember the rest cuz I wrote it down like two weeks ago.
Have you ever noticed that like, no teachers are ever that nice.
There are very few teacher that actually are nice.
Like my Foods teacher. She thinks that i don't do my work. I do. But when ever she comes over, I'm not doing it.
And I don't hand stuff in so I have a very low mark. And today she was saying that some people won't be doing a big lab(we're going into double blocks for exams net week). And she looked dierctly at me...I want to punch her in the face.

The answer to life is Sex.
My friends had a very long debate about this. Then my other friend said "it's sex".
They were confused. So I explained that Sex is the answer.
Because if you want to keep life going, you need to make more and more and keep life going.
So yes, sex IS the answer.

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I got my mother hooked on Avatar. Every time we had to pause she would like die and say "omg!! everything they do....is frikken cool!!!!!" I also taught my mother to say Frikken and Freakin.